"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
This speaks to me on an emotional level.
… its too early for this bullshit.
— Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)
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Fish sticks. Just…fish sticks.
So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.
im claiming the small victory that i can name them all~!
As am I. Watched them all as well. Aah, memories
Translation: Whether or not you greet the devil, he will kill you.
Meaning: You can never please everyone.