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unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

07.21.14 ♥ 243905
luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

07.21.14 ♥ 384999

… its too early for this bullshit.

— Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

07.18.14 ♥ 210027

the-chandelier-swing:

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07.18.14 ♥ 76101

bestoftheread:

Fish sticks. Just…fish sticks.

07.07.14 ♥ 37

northmiamigoon:

dam long ass relationship

07.03.14 ♥ 142438

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

07.02.14 ♥ 146883

callmekirstie:

manif3stlove:

thahalfrican:

truuu

BRUHHHH

Lmao

06.29.14 ♥ 11568

freshest-tittymilk:

Black sitcoms

im claiming the small victory that i can name them all~!

As am I. Watched them all as well. Aah, memories 

06.29.14 ♥ 24054
Di djab bonjou l’ap manje w’, pa di l’ bonjou l’ap manje w’.

Haitian proverb

Translation: Whether or not you greet the devil, he will kill you.

Meaning: You can never please everyone.

(via tifanmkreyol)